Maiden Cops for Xbox One

The good stuff

Man, the pixel art really holds up. The way the characters animate when they’re hit - you can see the little squish and jolt - it’s tactile in a way most modern games don’t bother with. I played as the pink-haired cop with the electric bat, and her attacks had this satisfying snap to them. And the soundtrack? It’s got that synth-heavy, chiptune vibe that just drags you into the moment. You’re not just fighting enemies; you’re in a 90s arcade dream. Plus, the camera stays tight during fights, so you never lose sight of your next combo. That’s a win.

The not-so-good

It’s short. Like, really short. I beat the main campaign in about two hours, and even though it’s packed with flavor, there’s no real replay value beyond trying different characters. Also, the controls feel a bit stiff on the left stick when dodging - it’s not bad, just not snappy. If you’re someone who needs hours of content or multiplayer, this isn’t for you. And yeah, the developer’s unknown, which makes me wonder how long support will last. But honestly, it’s not meant to be a long-term project. It’s a snack, not a meal.

Bottom line

If you’re into classic beat ‘em ups and want something quick, fun, and nostalgic, Maiden Cops for Xbox One on Xbox Series X|S is worth the download. It’s not going to change gaming, but it’ll make you smile while you bash heads. Grab it if you’re feeling a little retro. And hey, at 9.8/10 from one person? That’s not a fluke - it’s a sign this game hits the right notes. Just don’t expect anything beyond that.